Terrible News! With the disappearance of my Evil Clone, the Crimson Nematode, I suspected that he had again escaped into the time stream to cause havoc in another time frame of reference. Whenever he goes he spreads terrible, terrible evil, his presence a terrible corruption to the world around him.
I've been gone these last weeks traveling back in time to check events in history. So far, President Abraham Lincoln has still been assassinated by Booth, with a conventional pistol of that time frame. Another entire alternate reality was created by Crimson Nematode, when he assassinated Lincoln with a plasma pistol. That took a while to delete.
And then I returned to Utopia, my beautiful city of Science and Art. The perfect society, who's people strove only for Peace. My treasured Utopia lay in ruins. From historical records I was able to recover, I found that my cursed Evil Clone had returned months before his creation, and wreaked terrible horror and evil upon an unsuspecting populace of pacifists.
I can't even be sure Utopia can be saved from the past, your future. I must return to the future, weeks before he appeared and leave a trap for him. Perhaps the Soothing Rays of Peace can subdue him this time?
I cannot fail, for the responsibility for his unholy genesis lies on my shoulders.
Peace will survive!
-Verdant Ecdysozoa
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Is THAT what was going on?
ReplyDeleteLast week, my mother was telling me how she missed the wonderful bagels and lox that she'd buy from the neighborhood bakery as a child. Since she grew up in the 60s, deep in rural Germany, I thought this was a bit odd.
No, scratch that.
VERY odd.
Exactly! He's changing things whenever he goes, and in his wake he leaves desolation.
ReplyDeleteUtopia!
-Verdant Ecdysozoa